Category: Various quotes

My belief is that every man after fifty-five is always ill more or less.

Heres some bumper stickers Id like to see:

As innocent as a new-laid egg.

He had fought like a pagan who defends his religion.

He who has had, has been, but he who hasnt been, has been had.

The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it.

This country is going so far to the right you wont recognize it.

I believe he would make three bites of a cherry.

I like walking in the park… plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that.

We are dealing with [veterans], not procedures; with their problems, not ours.