Category: Various quotes

The length of ones days matters less than the love of ones family and friends.

Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.

I still define myself by the places that Ive been.

I have many names, and none of them matter.

Competitions are for horses, not artists.

Wealth is the hidden side of speed and speed the hidden side of wealth.

Not far from the invention of fire… we must rank the invention of doubt.

You cant just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!

I love acting, but its much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think theyre good at it.