MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY.

The greatest way to defend democracy is to make it work.

A knife is sharpened on stone, steel is tempered by fire, but men must be sharpened by men.

Whose heart is narrow has a broad tongue.

If I had been taking hashish, I could not have dreamed of this.

Photography as a fad is well-nigh on its last legs, thanks principally to the bicycle craze.

The dominies daughter eloped with a suitor,And the baby was masculine, feminine, neuter.

Peter Newman: Go frack yourself. Thank you. Good night.

Just like a toilet seat, nigga, I piss on my bitches.

Neither being nor not-being, all dharmas are born dependent on causes.