History breaks down in images not into stories.

Suffering. That was the key.

Remember were all in this alone.

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

I love what speed and coke do to my weight. Its unnatural, I know. I could just exercise. …

Theres so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

I dont think anybody should write his autobiography until after hes dead.

If a man is not bound down, he is sure to succeed.

Art imitates Nature, and Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

I want you to issue a challenge for me to debate Howard Dean.