Competitions are for horses, not artists.

I have many names, and none of them matter.

I still define myself by the places that Ive been.

I love acting, but its much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.

You cant just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!

Not far from the invention of fire… we must rank the invention of doubt.

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think theyre good at it.

To use tragedy to sow division is the hallmark of a despot.

Here is the pleasant place,And nothing wanted is, save She, alas!

The problem is that he originated nothing that was true, and that whatever he originated was wrong.