We tell ourselves stories in order to live.

Anyone seeking public office was not worthy to hold it.

Traditionally, a luncheon is a lunch that takes an eon.

I am so constituted that I had rather read bad stuff than nothing.

The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.

He spared the child and spoiled the rodI have not sold myself to God!

Too much trouble, Too expensive, or Who will know the difference are death knells for good food.

Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps.

They who drink beer will think beer.