This is near enough true bliss.

Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!

You make very narrow distinctions.Of course! That is the nature of clear thinking.

Constitutions have to be written on hearts, not just paper.

Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.

Being a fatherIs quite a bother,But I like it, rather.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife.

Being ungrateful for a blessing causes it to be taken away.

Even after killing ninety nine tigers the Maharaja should beware of the hundredth.