I asked for me.I was not there either.(I had never done that before.)It made me sad to hear that.

They (the enemy) pottered off through Idiots Utterly, High Hiccough, Malpaquet Middling and Mome.

If I didnt have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?

Sex is no longer a serious taboo. Teenagers sometimes know more about it than adults.

Bit by bit, I was becoming the almost acceptable face of homosexuality.

Give a guy a gun, he thinks hes Superman. Give him two and he thinks hes God.

If I was looking to be depressed, I’d come to the right place.

The revolution will be televised.

If you dont have a friend whos a painter, youre in trouble.

When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.