The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it.

He who has had, has been, but he who hasnt been, has been had.

He had fought like a pagan who defends his religion.

As innocent as a new-laid egg.

I believe he would make three bites of a cherry.

We are dealing with [veterans], not procedures; with their problems, not ours.

I like walking in the park… plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that.

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.

At very best, a person wrapped up in himself makes a small package.

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?