We dont need a lot of Jim DeMint disciples. As soon as they get here, we need to co-opt them.

Nothing is wholly obvious without becoming enigmatic. Reality itself is too obvious to be true.

Never stray from the Way.

People are stupider than anybody.

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.

Perhaps its impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

I joke that I started as a kid revising the encyclopedia by stickering the one my mother bought.

I get offered so many bad movies. And theyre all raging queens or transvestites or Martians.

A zebra can’t drive a moon-buggy. Or any other sort of car for that matter.

You must remember that an oak tree is not a crime against the acorn.