If you cant say something nice, dont say nothin at all. (Teeny)

You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

Dont waste your crazy!

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Alliance does not mean love, any more than war means hate.

There is no dialogue except with weapons.

Science, when applied to personal relationships, is always just wrong.

I’ve been indicted for rules that don’t even exist.

People who dont believe in government are likely to defile government.

Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.