So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

I love what speed and coke do to my weight. Its unnatural, I know. I could just exercise. …

Theres so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

I dont think anybody should write his autobiography until after hes dead.

If a man is not bound down, he is sure to succeed.

Art imitates Nature, and Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

I want you to issue a challenge for me to debate Howard Dean.

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable.

Little men in lofty places, who throw long shadows, because our sun is setting.

From the beginning, this culture – civilization – has been a culture of occupation.