My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasnt lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Einstein was confused, not the quantum theory.

One mark of a second-rate mind is to be always telling stories.

I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.

He can run, but he cant hide.

I dont care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating.

Blue Moon,Now Im no longer alone,Without a dream in my heart,Without a love of my own.

But just because you have a right to do something doesn’t mean it’s right to do it.

I will make Bihars roads as smooth as Hema Malinis cheeks.

Your assumption, and the truth, dine at totally separate tables.